ok folks- it's time. what for, you may be asking yourself?
well, it's time to buy baggers. say it with me: buy baggers mag.
you already have one? no problem, buy 2 more. one for the garage, one for the office, and another for the john. it'll make your wife/gf really happy. really.
once you buy 2 or 3, buy some more. why? is toph crazy? perhaps, but give them to your friends.
give them to people you don't know. maybe they'll be your friend.
give some mags to your enemies. maybe they'll dislike you less. or you can give them the copy that was in your john. i won't tell, i promise.
hmm-what else? oh yeah, buy some mags for your doctor and dentist. you'll be making more friends than you know what to do with. maybe the dentist will like you more, but surely his/her patients will have a much more enjoyable time not having to read the mags that used to be in the dr's john at home.